Amendment - Thursday the 3rd of March, 2005
Due to a personal request, the image of the subject of this rant has been taken down. It was pointed out to me that alarming the general public about a person before they had met them was unfair to the individual in question. Although it was pointed out to me that usually this person is a kind, amicable, sweet and intelligent person, I still maintain that I saw the opposite of these properties in this person in the evening in question. Recollecting that she insulted both me and my girlfriend, I don't hold back from my opinions that were shaped by that evening. I do hope that I never meet that person I talked to that night ever again.
Should you ever come across this person, please avoid discussing any of the following topics
Hi, I'm [insert your name here], nice to meet you..
Otherwise you wil receive the following repetitive stream of information at length...
- Prolapses & all their fanastic implications
- Instruction about your age and why you don't know anything
- Why you are not drinking
- More about prolapses
- Why you are boring (as you are not drinking)
Despite her bad day and detailed knowledge of the unfortunate condition called prolapse, should you raise the aforementioned conversation starter, you will then be inflicted with a glazed over expression. Yes, prepare to meet the most boring & obnoxious drunk you may ever meet.
Social convention at the time stopped me from walking away, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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